basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal
i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
(Source: merzbildschwet, via sophisticatedmood-swings)
In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar
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| my final thought before making most decisions: | fuck it |
the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
(Source: mattfoundglory, via sophisticatedmood-swings)
HOLY SHIT THIS KID I WAS TALKING TO WAS LOOKING AT GOOGLE MAPS AND HE FOUND SOMEBODY DRAGGING A DEAD BODY IN TO A LAKE. 52.376552,5.198303 ARE THE COORDINATES I’M FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO
SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME
(Source: nothingworkshere, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
(Source: followmehome, via sophisticatedmood-swings)
